Ich wollte immer einen haben - und dank diesem Hinweis von fonolog bzw. Thomas sein Abendland - hab ich auch einen/eine gefunden. Für mich persönlich ideal (zwar weniger für das Blog, aber who cares) ist St. Anxieté of Malta - die zuständige Heilige für Kaffee con crema und das Halten unmöglicher deadlines:


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"This thirteenth Century domestic servant worked for two generations of the wealthy Asap family, who were often annoyed by her. An irritable child and adolescent, a swarm of bees settled in Anxietés mouth when she was an infant, foreshadowing her penchant for office gossip. Deeply in love with the duke of Starbuck's, Anxieté was tragically martyred at the age of 45 when trampled by a herd of cattle while chasing after the King of FedEx to hand him a package. Heart-broken by her dead, the Duke put her relics on display in his small coffee shop, where they were said to make people extremely stressed out and had to be subsequently removed. Her Latin name means: She who ought to take up Yoga."

Es gibt noch mehr Büroheilige, u.a. St. Concepta, St. Pantone, St. Pixela und St. Typo. Für jeden was dabei :)